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Wake up bitches! All them Jews gave the players an offer they couldn't refuse. So blow the dust off your keypad and get searching for ESPNs top picks. I'm already way ahead of you clowns. I think I'll get some lap dances to celebrate the season. How bout some Jagr over here barkeep. Anywho, start saving some loot deadbeats. I'm out. Ciao.

LIZ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm back bitches! I decided not to trash talk till I got 69 wins. My picks have been stellar so far, it's the teams that have been sucking. I see crkob has decided to shut his/her mouth. There's not much to talk about when you live in a dumpster. Mother nature has been messing with the power this season so I commend all the stripclubs that have generator backup. College girls are back and friskier than ever. Actually, freaky is the word. Gotta love it though. All this *** on the internet now is marv. Well, time to roll outta bed. A nice shower and a walk down to the liquor store to replenish pretty much my whole bar. Great times this weekend. Lap dances all night baby! Ciao for now. LIZ is back baby......LIZ is back. Lata losers.

Oh, Liz, I'm flattered that you have been hoping for communication with me! You know you missed me. I merely waited until one of you simpletons decided to verbalize your moronic drivel onto this forum before I wasted my time entertaining you. With that being said, I would like to wish you the best on the football season, and the Survivor Pool. Oh, wait, I see you're already out of that game. Typical. Well, I must say, you haven't changed too much, still trying desperately to make small tips by giving lap dances in order to buy your 99 cent nips. However, I'll be kind enough to give you a tip: hang up your dirty dancing hat, no one's going to pay a middle-aged booze bag to dance for them. Let the games begin!

flattered: insincere praise. simpleton:nincompoop. drivel:nonsense. 99 cent nip: couldn't find that one. Crkob, you must drink the cheapest rotgut(poor quality and potentially harmful alcohol). I don't buy these so called nips you speak of. Whatever they are, they seem to be right in your wheelhouse of funds. 99 cents......hmmmmm......not quite sure what I would do with myself if that's all I had. Anywho, the sun is up so I will make my way to bed now. When i awaken, I pray the favorites prevail the early games. No excuses, I failed to put picks in. I will deal with it. You can make your way to the drug study clinic and get your 99 cents for their studies on you. Ciao for now. LIZ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats my 2 cents. Now you have $1.01.

It's pretty entertaining that you have taken the time to investigate the definition of some of the words I used in my last post, and then proceed to use the word wheelhouse completely out of context. And isn't making the statement that you "failed to put picks in" an excuse in itself? Maybe I gave you too much credit when I mentioned your purchasing of 99 cent nips, as that may be too expensive for your taste. Oh, and one last word of wisdom? When people provide their "2 cents"? It's really just a cliche. You really didn't give me two pennies. Just wanted to make sure you understood that. But I am impressed with your math skills.